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 Ми оголошуємо конкурс на кращий жарт англійською мовою або про англійський гумор)

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A talking Frog

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a  beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how youare my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a  beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man  took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,  I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the  frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful  princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a  girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

Джерело

69
I asked my

Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's  all the sailors I could screw in one night.” 

Джерело 

У кафе сидить чарівна жінка, п'є каву. До її столика підходить вишукано вдягнений джентельмен, знімає капелюхі і впевнено промовляє до неї: "Бонд, Джеймс Бонд"

На що жінка відповідає у тій же манері "Off, fack off"

Джерело важко пригадати.

Конкурс триватиме до 1 вересня 2010 року. Переможця буде обрано голосуванням. Є дві умови, щоб жарти були не такими "бородатими" як мої, і обов'язково вказуйте джерело.

Бажаю усім отримати задоволення від перегляду категорії! Удачі!

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